One Direction:
Tell me I'm a screwed up mess.
Me:
Okay, you're a screwed up mess.
One Direction:
That I never listen.
Me:
You never listen.
One Direction:
Tell me you don't want my kiss.
Me:
Whoa, hold the fuck up. Too far.
girl:
i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend:
i know
girl:
i love you
boyfriend:
i love you too
girl:
where is my boyfriend
dad:
who do you think gave you the vagina
girl:
what
You see a bitch wearing a hoodie, some booty shorts and some ugg boots
excuse me bitch, are you hot or are you cold?
(Source: daviedave)
